Dirty Talk/Three Brats/June 10th, 2021

The walk here wasn't as long as I remember.
The town center IS a lot bigger than I remember though. We've got the same old convenience store, bakery next to it, post office, apothecary…
Ah, yes, there's the café by the park. They still even got that same ice cream truck. Does the old geezer still use his own homemade recipes? I also remember there being a candy store somewhere… Or was it a little shop with local handmade souvenirs?
Playground has been completely renovated. I'm not too old for them yet, right? Most of the kids using them right now are a lot younger than me…
I suppose I could take a little stroll through the park before I return home. Maybe I'll walk by the beach.

A stranger spotted at twelve o'clock! Target appears to be accompanied by a black, hairy beast!

Huh?

It's a boooy! Look at that! What's his name? Can I pet him?

Oh, sure. His name is Gunnar. He's my best friend.

Come 'ere, Gunnar! Oooh, he's such a good boy!
*thud* Hahaha, he's playing rough!
Waaait, don't lick my faaaace! Hahaha, that tickles!

*giggle* He really seems to like you.

I haven't seen you before.

Yeah, I, uh… We just moved here.

Oh? That's rare. Usually families move out of here.

My parents have been trying to sell the house for three years ever since my granny died. Now my father has a new job here so we moved in.

Oh, now I remember! You're Mrs. Björnquist's grandkid! Emilia!

Have we met?

I'm Milka Ahlroos. Remember? My granny runs the candy store! We used to play some summers back when we were five!

I… I'm sorry, I can't remember anything from that far back.

Oh, so it really WAS a candy store…

Ehehe, it's fine! I'm sure we're gonna be friends again, just like we were all those years back!

I hope so too.

My name's Heidi by the way. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

They seem like nice people. I'm so glad that there are girls my age around here. I've never been friends with a boy, so that's what I was the most worried about…

Hey Hey-diii～
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I have no idea what you're thinking, but she smells like a city kid. Got some big brand clothes too. Gucci shirt, Yeezys… This kid's parents must be loaded.

What are you even talking about? I meant she's cute!

Well, that too. She's all kinds of fancy.

I feel a little embarrassed…

Oh, don't be. But never mind that, are you busy? Do you wanna hang out? Maybe we could get to know each other better.

They expect me at home, so I'm not sure if I can hang out. I'm just taking Gunnar for a walk. You can join me if you want to.

We'd love to. Maybe we'll get to meet your family too.

I know where you live! And I know a nice shortcut from there to beach! Let's take the scenic route and I'll show you!

I hope it's not too long of a detour.

Not at all! Town's right by the lake! You can see it from that hilltop! Come on, let's go!

Stop running already. We're not in hurry.

Quit your nagging, it's fine! Gunnar's running too! See?

I have no idea who these two girls are, but they seem playful! Emilia doesn't play with me nearly often enough!

Wow, the lake really is really close to the town.
It's way smaller than I remember it being, as you can actually see to the other end of the shore so easily and clearly… But then again, there's more than just one here, aren't there? Plenty of tiny little islands too!
A lot more tiny cottages here than I remember. I do remember hearing dad say tourism is big here due to nature and those rental summer cottages. I suppose I too should one day take a hike up the mountain trail?
Oh, right… These two girls… I should socialize…

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Yeah, it's a shortcut alright!
Speaking of shorts, I probably should've wore stockings on this trip. Damn tiny path is full of nettles! And mosquitoes too! At least Gunnar and Milka are having a blast.

See? A shortcut straight from lady's castle to the beach!

It is nice, but how do you know about it? Do you live nearby?

Everyone here knows everybody! Nobody's a stranger! Our grannies in particular were great friends! I've played here lots!

I've never actually been to this house before. It looks nice from the outside. Is your family big?

Just me, my brother and our parents. And Gunnar, of course.

Emilia! Welcome back! Oh, and what's this? You seemed to have brought friends along!

Heyo! Are you Emilia's dad?

That I would be. Are you two hungry by the way? My wife's preparing some snacks while we wait for the truck.

No thanks, my mother will get mad if I eat snacks before dinnertime.

I've always got room for snack-o's!

Alright then. Just wait here for a moment. My wife'll bring some sandwiches outside.

Hey Emilia, your father's kinda hot.

. . . Hot?

Shhhhhhh!
Don't you think so too, Milka?

I know right? Look at the size of his back～ ! He looks kinda young too… Like he's in his late twenties or something…

Errr, he's 36.

Really now? Hmmm…

And he's rich too! His wife is soooo lucky～ !

Where does he work?

He works for the national army, but I'm not sure about his exact job description…

Ooooh, I wanna see him in uniform!

*giggle* So he can order you around～ ?

Ehehehe, yeeeah! ❤

Geeez, you two…

How about that young guy? He must be your older brother.

Oh, you're right! Let's go meet him.

These girls are out of control…

You must be Emilia's older brother.

Hm?

He really doesn't like being interrupted when he's on his phone… I hope he's at least gonna be nice…

Wait a minute. You. What's that on your arm?

Oh? It's just an armband.

No, I mean, there's something underneath it.

Oh… Well… It does look like the band may have slipped a little…

You can't be serious…
*ahem*
You do know what it means, right?

Mmmm-hm…

…I have no idea what's going on anymore…
…And now he's looking at me…
…And he looks mad for some reason…

We'll talk later.

Suuure… I'm not going anywhere… Yet…

Heidi, what was that all about?

That's a secret～ !

You don't need to know, lillasyster.

You ass! Now I really want to know!

Now, now, it's probably nothing. Heidi's just got a weird fashion sense and your brother just got curious.

It's not that weird, is it?

And now he just walks away like nothing? Didn't even bother explaining himself.
Sheesh, what's up with him? He's never acted like that.

My, my! What a couple of adorable little friends you've made.

Oooh, it's Emilia's mother! Nice to meet you!

I've got some sandwiches and redcurrant juice. Come eat, Emilia. And we've got enough for you two girls as well.

S-sorry, I'd love to! But I really need to save up space for dinner.

Oh my, well alright then.

Yeah, sorry girls, but got to run. Let's exchange contacts later. Okay, Emilia?

Yeah, see you again! It was nice to meet you!

Pleasure was all mine. Hejdå!

She's totally going towards the same direction as my brother did. Is she looking for him?

I know what you're thinking, Emilia… You're so curious… Aren't you…?

What, are you not then? She was totally acting weird. And my brother too.

Ehehe, I have a feeling Heidi's not gone like this～
But I just can't help myself～

Do you know what's going on?

Yeah, I do! If you're curious, let's go eavesdrop on them!

Is that what you meant just now?

*giggle* Yep! Let's go already!

Alright, alright….
Errr, sorry mom, we'll join you at the table soon

Okay, sweetie. Bring your brother along if you see him!

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