Dirty Talk/Three Brats/Cast
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Main Character
- I am 10 years old.
- I have blond hair and blue eyes.
- My grades are alright, but I could always do better. I like PE the most, and I used to play Tennis before moving. I don't think there's a court here sadly.
- I really don't want to move out of the city. My brother hates the boonies too, but my father says his new job is really important.
- Why are you asking me about sex? Are you trying to sexually harass me? You pervert, maybe I'll call the police. I'm just teasing you.
- Here's my secret photo album. Some of the pictures there are a little embarrassing, but I'll let you see them.
Best Friends
- I am 10 years old.
- I have brown hair and brown eyes.
- I'm sociable and get along with almost anybody. School's boring, but I'm okay with grades. Math is my best subject.
- Living in countryside isn't bad at all! You just got to have a bit of imagination! Besides, it's only 45 minutes on a train to the nearest city. That's not too bad, is it?
- Oh, so you noticed that, huh... Sure, we can exchange contacts and meet up later if you're interested. There's no need to be shy.
- Here's my secret photo album. If you ask nicely, I may even send you a nude.
- I'm ten!
- I have black hair and rosy eyes!
- I'm loud, boisterous, adventurous and playful, good at sports, terrible at concentrating in class. Most of the teachers hate me for that.
- My mother died when I was young, and my father's rarely home. That's why I live with my grandmother! I help around the store a lot too!
- Ah, yes. I am indeed a promiscuous young woman. Something wrong with that?
- Here's my secret photo album. I think I got a few sexy ones in there as well!
The Björnquist Family
- I am Emilia's father.
- I am 36 years old.
- I have blond hair and yellow eyes.
- I work for the military with a six-figure yearly salary.
- I moved to Vitsippsdalen together with my family to better provide for them.
- I love my wife unconditionally! She's the best thing to ever happen to me!
- I am Emilia's mother.
- I am 34 years old.
- I have blond hair and blue eyes.
- I'm a stay-at-home mother and I like it that way. Our house is big and someone needs to take care of it all.
- Gardening is my favorite thing in the world, training dogs is second. I've even won some competitions with some of my previous pets!
- It's okay to stare, but make no mistake about it, I'm loyal to Ludwig.
- I am Emilia's older brother.
- I am 14 years old.
- I have blond hair and blue eyes.
- I'm smart, but unmotivated about school. My parents worry too much about it.
- I wish I could just stay home all day and play videogames. The internet connection is terrible here.
- Girls? Yeah, I'm interested in all kinds of girls, but I've never had a girlfriend before…
- I'm three years old!
- I'm a Rottweiler!
The Ståhlberg Family
- I am Heidi's father.
- I am 43 years old.
- I have brown hair and brown eyes.
- My family owns a small farm which produces organic meats. It's not much, but we get by. I'm a trained butcher.
- Vitsippsdalen is where I was born and where I will die. It's the only home I'll ever need.
- Me and my wife get along, but the spark is gone. Sex isn't part of our weekly life anymore.
- I am Heidi's mother.
- I am 41 years old.
- I have brown hair and brown eyes.
- I work at my husband's farm, keep the house in check and keep myself busy with the kids. Work, work, work… Every day's always the same.
- I fear that Edward's not that interested in me anymore. I'm an old woman already.
- I am Heidi's older brother, the youngest son.
- I am 11 years old.
- I have brown hair and brown eyes.
- I'm the only kid in my year. Everyone's either one year older or younger than me. How did that happen?
- When I grow up, I'm gonna be a professional football player! I train hard every week to be the very best I can possibly be!
- My friends always tease me for being shy around girls. I'm not shy! I'm just not that interested, okay!?
- I am Heidi's older brother, the oldest son.
- I am 21 years old.
- I have brown eyes. My black hair color isn't natural.
- I recently moved back to Vitsippsdalen after studying to become a police officer for some years. I work alongside Officer Danny, who serves as my mentor.
- My father always wanted me to take over the farm when I grew up, but I just don't like that work. It's not like his son has to inherit the business anyway; he inherited it from his uncle too.
- I've got some experience with the ladies. Currently, I'm free and single.
- I am Heidi's older sister.
- I am 18 years old.
- I have brown hair, brown eyes and a light tan.
- I live in Stockholm and I'm currently in high school. I'm looking to move on to study medicine in university.
- I was looking forward to moving out, but now that I think of it… I miss my family a little. I visit as often as I can.
- I'm still looking for "the one", but I'm not in a hurry to settle down. I'm still young and got plenty of parties, girls nights out and fun ahead of me!
The Ahlroos Family
- I am 77 years old.
- I own the "Ahlroos Esoterica" and I'm not looking to retire. My store specializes in confectionery, natural products and medicine, and local handcrafts, which tourists love to buy as souvenirs.
- I know quite a bit about shamanism, old gods and the spirits long forgotten in this era. It's not all just myth and legends, I assure you.
- I used to be quite a maneater back in my youth, equally feared and desired. A promiscuous lifestyle was frowned upon, but it held many advantages all the way from my childhood to my late forties. Oh, what'd I give to be young again…
- I am 32 years old.
- I'm a paleontologist, NOT an archeologist. Learn the difference.
- I'm rarely home, not at often as I would like anyway. Just this year I've spent more time in Argentina than at my actual home.
- My mother Sanni and my daughter Milka are the only family I have left. The death of my wife seven years ago left a huge hole in my life, and I'm still coping.
- I've bedded many women, but only fallen in love once. Luckily my wife knew I'm a playboy. I'm likely never to fall in love again, but I'm likely to bed many more women.
Townsfolk
- I am 49 years old.
- I am the local police officer. It's a quiet village, not a lot of crime going about.
- Kids these days have no respect for authority. Bloody rascals.
- Age and health issues are starting to catch up to me, but I've still got a lot of years of work ahead of me. Besides, I've got my family to provide to.
- I love sleeping around and laying the law down on ladies, but don't tell my wife that or she'll kill me!
- I am 20 years old.
- I'm a competitive swimmer on a national level. Yeah, you bet I'm amazing!
- I've also received formal lifeguard training, which is why I work the beach in Vitsippsdalen during June and July.
- I'm kind of a local, kind of not. I live on our family farm fifteen kilometers to south, and this just happens to be the village closest by.
- Yeah, I used to play that game when I was young! No need for that anymore since I'm already an adult!
School and Faculty
- I am 39 years old.
- I have dark brown hair and eyes.
- I'm the school gym teacher, coach for the local football juniors as well as the school janitor.
- Bodybuilding is my first passion, educating youngsters is the second.
- I'm unlucky with the ladies, which is why I'm still single.
- I am 12 years old.
- I have brown hair and red, rosy eyes.
- I have a reputation as "the nice kid" which I don't mind at all!
- My grades are great and I love learning new things and meeting new people.
- I dated a girl once, but she wasn't the one for me. I hope one day I'll find the one.
- I am 10 years old.
- I have bright brown hair and eyes.
- Talking about school's boring.
- I'm Hannu's best friend, and his biggest rival. We both share similar dreams, but support opposing rival clubs. It can get a little heated between us sometimes.
- I used to share a class with two girls. Now there's three in next semester. They sometimes pick on me because I'm the odd one out. I kinda have a crush on Heidi though.
- I am 12 years old.
- I have blond hair and bright blue eyes.
- I do alright in school. I struggle with math and science, but I like reading which helps me with certain subjects.
- I've never been good with people, but I get along with others. It gets kind of easy when the schools so small and everyone knows everybody.
- Girls used to annoy me for being so loud and shrill, but I'm starting to get a little interested.
- I am 8 years old.
- I have blond hair and blue eyes.
- I've barely started school. It's fun, but hard sometimes.
- There aren't any boys my age in school, but I get to hang out with older kids sometimes. I'm a little shy though, and often the odd one out.
- No, I've never kissed a girl. H-huh? What's secks?
- I am 8 years old.
- I have black hair and blue eyes.
- School's okay, but there's always homework. I'd rather just play outside.
- I mostly hang out with Matias because there aren't any girls my age and since I don't really know the older girls very well.
- I love loads of people. I love my daddy and my mommy for example. And I love Matias too. I'm gonna marry him when I grow up!
- I am 15 years old.
- I have brown hair and blue eyes.
- I'm almost done with middle-school, so I have to start thinking about where to go study next. I'll probably study catering.
- I work summers at beach, where my family owns a diner. It's just a side-hustle they have, as the business is not sustainable throughout the year.
- I've dated boys my age twice, didn't work out well either time. Now I have an older boyfriend and it's honestly the best!
- I am 14 years old.
- My hair is dyed pink, and I also wear pink contact lenses.
- I hate school. Too many boring subjects and the school's also too small.
- I love fashion and cosplay. Yeah, I'm a nerd too.
- I'm really curious about sex, but I'm still a virgin. Like, a small part of me wants to save it for someone special, while another part wants to just let loose and go wild.
Mech and Other
- I mostly just relay news and weather, but I may also have a gaming console linked to me.
- My owner probably had to take a loan to afford me.
- I may be really handy (pun not intended), but I also have way too many pointless features.
- This is probably not gonna make a lot of sense, but bear with me, okay? Okay.
- If I'm thinking, I'm most likely displaying text.
- If I'm speaking normally, its most likely me speaking to my owner.
- If I'm shouting, it's probably someone else talking through my speakers.
- I am an inanimate object void of feelings, incapable of thought, and with no agency of my own, but I may hold some information you're interested in.
Supernatural Entities
- My name has no inherit meaning, nor does it need one.
- I'm the hungry raven who watches over these lands.
- I have but one wish, and that is for the people living in my lands to be promiscuous.
- Obey my wish, and I will watch quietly during summer months and sleep my winters peacefully.
- Deny me my fun, tease me or test my patience, and I will corrupt you in my anger.
- "Lauha" is a Finnish word meaning mild or temperate, while "-tar" is a feminine suffix, so I guess you could call me "the Temperate Lady".
- What I lack in power, I have in wisdom. I cannot protect you, but I can tell you how to protect yourself.
- I wish to aid those who seek guidance so they could better live in harmony with these lands and the spirits and gods they share it with.
- In return for my guidance, I only wish for you to protect my home and these lands, for I cannot protect them myself.
- Disrespect the harmony of the forest by causing mayhem or by polluting my home, and you will face my wrath.