Public Nudity/Just relax and pretend to shop
You duck around a corner and hear the guards talk. "Where is she? Damn she's fast!", gasps the taller guard. " Should we call the cops?", asks he shorter guard, panting. "And tell them what? That we can't even catch a naked girl? They already don't take us seriously. No, we'll be the ones to catch her!", replies the taller guard.
Wow, you've just struck gold. You can run circles around these mall guards and their pride won't let them call the actual cops. You can exhibit yourself at your leisure. But what to do? You decide to go to one of the stores. You obviously won't be buying anything as your money is back at home with your discarded modesty. But you can pretend to shop and see what kind of havoc you can cause walking around a store in a busy mall in your birthday suit. You are so happy you practically skip to the store which makes your perky tits bounce, something your admiring fans didn't fail to notice.
Enter the clothing store naked