Life Hacks/Xandergod(Rosemance)/S-C/F-child/Tell them Jan gets the 1st turn
Well, it's a wet-dream come true already, you are about to lose your virginity to a bunch of little girls ages 3 to 12 fighting over your dick. No sense in ruining the dream by having them practically kill each other. "All right! That's enough!" You don't even really have to yell, all you do is say those words in a somewhat harsh tone and the whole room instantly goes silent. "I would love to put my penis in all of your privates, but not if you fight with each other. I won't do it with any of you if you can't wait your turn.
"You! You're actually going to have sex with them? Awesome!" March says from the doorway, still holding Hally.
"What's sex?" Octo asks from behind his brother.
"It's what they're asking me to do with them," you tell Octo, "It's when a boy puts his penis inside a girl's privates."
"It can go inside!? Cool!" The 5-year-old says. "Can I see it go inside!?"
"Sure," you respond. I mean, why not? "Anyway, Jan asked first so she gets to have my penis inside her first." You continue, undoing your pants and shoving them with your underwear to the ground in a single very quick motion that seems as though your snap and fly must have been open the entire time, and then just as quickly you simply wiggle your feet from your shoes and the bunched up legs of your pants as though you weren't even wearing them in the first place. In the time it took you to say this, Jan seemed to finish processing what you had said and a huge smile broke across her face.
"Yaaay!" She cheers as she bounces forward and leaps right up into your arms. Beings she also is already naked from the waist down, your quick-working mind immediately arrives at doing something you decide would be pretty cool, and using the supernaturally enhanced accuracy and control you have over every last part of your anatomy and knowledge of the female body that a virgin like you simply should not have, you manage to line up your dick perfectly so that without even the aid of hands guiding it, your glans meet her entrance at the perfect angle and it slides right inside her despite the wild way she had simply launched herself at you. Despite knowing it was coming, you are so shocked by the sensation of her comfortably snug moist warmth enveloping you that your legs almost buckle. Instead of you falling on your ass though, as you stagger about and try to regain your balance you begin to ejaculate.
It should really come as no surprise that you barely lasted a second and lost it just from putting it in. After all, despite all your artificially implanted skill, you have zero experience. You are a virgin. You have never done this before. On top of that, you have a huge pile of cheats and modifications juicing up your balls that it's as though you have gone without so much as a wet dream to fire off for over a month. "Gahhh!" You let out a huge long grunt as you straighten your stance while filling the 12-year-old womb full of your sperm.
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