Universe Remote/Jeremy/Hank's gender/Try to change Hank's age younger

Well, just because changing his gender wasn't obvious dosn't mean that it's hopeless. Changing his age would surely leave a visible change in his body . . . er her body? Either way, you should be able to tell right away. You definitely don't want to make him older. You have enough problems with him as he is. One of the only things that makes his "jokes" tolerable is that he still has just a bit of younger brother respectful fear. Without that, you imagine things could get intolerable very quickly.

You poise your thumb over the minus button on what would normally be the volume control, then focus on your little brother . . . or sister . . . as they play their game. You press the button once thinking of them as younger. You see no noticeable change. You press it a second time . . . still nothing. You then hold it down. Suddenly what was now obviously very slight changes become much more noticeable. You see Hank start to shrink before your eyes. The change isn't terribly rapid, but it is a noticeable change.

"Hey," says Hank suddenly, "what the hell! I'm shrinking!" Your new sister turns to you in a panic, her phone forgotten. "Jeremy, help me! I'm shrinking!"

She looks at least a full year younger now. She probably doesn't realize that she's a girl yet. The first order of business is what to let her know about your new toy . . .

Do you gloat about the device?

• Point the remote directly at her and continue making her younger
• Gloat about the power you now have over her as you delete her clothing
• Gloat about the power you now have over her as you move her around the room like a doll
• Gloat about the power you now have over her as you make her punch herself in the face

Or do you tell her about it in a nice way?

• Offer to use the Remote to better your lives
• Conspire with her to use the Remote for fun tricks
• Conspire with her to use the Remote for perverted tricks
• Offer to share the Remote, if she promises to do what you say

Do you keep the remote secret?

• Hide the remote behind your back and keep making her younger
• Put the remote in your dresser and be helpful and supportive
• Put the remote in your dresser and tell her she's imagining things
• Put the remote in your pocket and be helpful and supportive
• Put the remote in your pocket and tell her she's imagining things