Legal/ To the woman shaving
"Hey kid!" you hear a woman shout. You look up and the woman shaving her pussy on her lawn is waving you over. As you walk closer you realize that's Ms. Klein the eccentric old woman who the neighbors talk about. Even before your wish you heard stories of her wild life. She may be in her 60s but she's lived a lifetime from the sound of it. You approach her as she is sitting on her lawnchair completely nude with her legs wrapped over her head. This lady is flexible and fit for her age. A true mature bombshell. She brushes her grey bangs off her sunglasses and looks up at you smiling wide.
"Listen kid, i'm tryina shave here in the natural light see if that makes a difference. sick and tired of havin' patches a hair here n there." as speaks while gesturing wildly with her hands, slapping her pelvic area and inner thighs. "I see these youngins all smoother than yul brenners head in their hideyholes and they get the most attention y'know so I figured hell why not give that a shot. Anyway I need ya to feel around down there and let me know if its as smooth as i feel." with that she puts her hands under her and spreads her surprisingly fit ass cheeks to show you her now smooth holes. You nervously reach down and begin softly caressing and rubbing her pubic area. You manage to utter out "yep...pretty smooth" as you graze her pussy and down to her tight asshole.
"C'mon kid yer barely feelin anything, I need to know if someones down there tastin my sweet honey im not gonna have some stray hair stingin em in the face" You take a moment to process that weird analogy. "You...you want me to eat you out?" she happily slaps her thighs "Yep! You get the honors of bein the first to enjoy my newfound youthful smooth snatch kiddo! C'mon down there have yerself a grand ol time!" She yanks your arm down till you're on your knees inches away from her pussy. How can you say no to someone as fun and lively as her?
You start off kissing down her inner thigh and then down the other, teasing her, getting her wet and wanting. "oooh, you're a gentle lover I see." she moans. You start licking and kissing your way down her stomach, feeling her smooth soft skin on your face. "Oh, hey Fred! Yeah just gettin some sun!" You forgot you were outside for a second. Not that it matters anymore. You finally reach her pussy. Even breathing on it now makes her quiver a little. "Go on kid... bury your face in there" You do what the lady says and cover her entire pussy with your mouth, licking up her sweat and juices like eating ice cream on a summer day. She lets out a heavy grunt and pushes her pelvis further onto your face. You move down and lick her from her clit to her asshole. You feel her asshole tighten on your tongue as you probe it and lick it. "Oh you're a natural kid i bet you're a hit with the kiddos" You work your way back up and flick her clit with your tongue causing her to twitch and moan louder. You suddenly feel a softness surround your heand and everything goes quiet. She's wrapped her velvet thighs around you and won't let go til she cums. You start licking and slurping with gusto as you hear her muffled moans grow quieter as her thighs close tighter around you. Suddenly you feel her hands on your scalp push your face even harder onto her pussy as she starts grinding on you. You decide to go along for the ride and just keep your mouth open as her clit glides up and down your tongue. You can tell she's cumming by the amount of clenching and the flow of her juices nearly filling your mouth. And with that she releases you from her vice.
You look up at her, juices dripping from your chin and smile. She's completely out of breath but laughing. "You look like you just had the juiciest fruit ever kid. But how smooth was it? Any scratches?" You crawl on top of her and get close, her juices now dripping onto her tits and face. "No scratches, In fact I think you made my face smoother than ever, wanna feel?" and before she can say her nonsense you dive in for a passionate wet sloppy kiss. Her tongue cleaning the mess she made on your face as she wraps her legs around you to pull you in closer. Between kisses she manages to speak "Damn kid, you got me all hot n bothered again so fast."
Fuck her in front of the whole neighborhood