PIP/Santa

Codename: Santa

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Incident Report

• Case Agent: Gentry August
• Time of Incident: 01 December 2017.
• Location of Incident: Indianapolis, Indiana.
• Nature of Incident: The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host.
• Classification of Incident: Omega - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!

Subject

Santa Claus

• Pseudonyms: Randal Allen Paige (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin
• Gender: Male
• Age: Unknown (Randal: 65)
• Height: 6'6"
• Weight: 255 lbs.
• Measurements: 44/38/42
• Genitals: 8 3/4" penis 2 1/4" diameter when erect, uncircumcised
• Hair: Snow white
• Eyes: Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be.
• He is a powerful entity of good-will and giving; but he is no pushover.
• DO NOT ENGAGE!

Family

Rachael Jane Paige-Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Daughter
• Gender: Female
• Age: 35
• Height: 5'10"
• Weight: 138 lbs.
• Measurements: 35(C)/28/35
• Hair: Black
• Eyes: Cinnamon Brown
• Skin: Medium Caucasian
• Catalog Model.

Sean Yancy Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Son-in-Law
• Gender: Male
• Age: 36
• Height: 6'3"
• Weight: 245 lbs.
• Measurements: 43/38/44
• Genitals: 5 1/2" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
• Hair: Platinum blond
• Eyes: Teal
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• Artist.

Mckinsey "Kinsey" May Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
• Gender: Female
• Age: 15
• Height: 5'3"
• Weight: 115 lbs.
• Measurements: 33(B)/26/35
• Hair: Brown
• Eyes: Dark Aqua
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• Sporty.

Jason James Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Grandson
• Gender: Male
• Age: 12
• Height: 4'10"
• Weight: 88 lbs.
• Measurements: 31/26/32
• Genitals: 7" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
• Hair: Brown
• Eyes: Steely Brown
• Skin: Medium Caucasian
• Popular.

Haley Ophelia Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
• Gender: Female
• Age: 6
• Height: 3'10"
• Weight: 44 lbs.
• Measurements: 25/22/27
• Hair: Honey Blond
• Eyes: Golden Brown
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• Spirited.

Kirk Lloyd Paige

• Relation to Subject: Son
• Gender: Male
• Age: 33
• Height: 6'1"
• Weight: 185 lbs.
• Measurements: 38/32/35
• Genitals: 8 1/4" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
• Hair: Sandy blond
• Eyes: Deep Blue
• Skin: Medium Caucasian
• Engineer.

Brandy North Fields-Paige

• Relation to Subject: Daughter-in-Law
• Gender: Female
• Age: 25
• Height: 5'5"
• Weight: 128 lbs.
• Measurements: 37(DD)/33/39
• Hair: Strawberry Blonde (Coarse-African)
• Eyes: Emerald Green
• Skin: Freckled Light Mocha
• Stay-at-home Mom.

Misty Sarah Paige

• Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
• Gender: Female
• Age: 5
• Height: 3'6"
• Weight: 39 lbs.
• Measurements: 24/21/25
• Hair: Sandy Blond
• Eyes: Chartreuse
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• Playful.

Other People of Interest

Krampus

• Pseudonyms: James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body)
• Relation to Subject: Underling: Punisher of Naughty Children
• Gender: Male
• Age: Unknown (James: 46)
• Height: 7'8"
• Weight: 666 lbs.
• Measurements: 88/55/66
• Genitals: 12" penis 3" diameter when erect. Knotted like a dog (6"). Flared like a horse. Barbed like a cat.
• Hair: None (Brown Horns)
• Eyes: Glowing Yellow
• Skin: Spiked Crimson

Peppermint Penny

• Relation to Subject: Underling: Head Elf
• Gender: Female
• Age: Unknown, over 1000. Became an elf at 6
• Height: 4'0"
• Weight: 45 lbs.
• Measurements: 25/22/27
• Hair: Golden Blond
• Eyes: Sapphire Blue
• Skin: Light Caucasian