2T4U/Spank the monkey
Best to just get this out of the way. There is no way you will be able to concentrate with this distracting you. You just have to cum or you won't get any sanity. You reach into your pajama bottoms, grasping your painfully stiff cock, and proceed with the deed.
You grasp it and stroke up and down, thinking through your usual roster of porn actresses. Somehow, you just aren't feeling it today. It's like no matter how many hotties you think about, you just can't seem to get excited about your sexual fantasy. As a result, you can't seem to make any progress toward getting off. The worst part is that while you aren't being satisfied, you don't seem to be turned off or disinterested enough to loose your erection. Rather, you just seem to be getting more sexually frustrated and need all the more to find some form of release.
Do You?
Or maybe you try to: