Universe Remote/Ken/dancers/Put it away for later
You set the remote on the counter and grunt in frustration, obviously something wasn’t working. You look at the manual, think about picking it up, and then shrug and walk away. You have better things to do than try and read that thing, things like… cleaning the bathroom. You pick up the actual TV remote and press the volume button to turn the TV back down. Nothing happens, you press it again and still the volume does not change. That’s when you notice something else odd about the TV, the text crawl is no longer showing information about a local Gymnastics Academe burning down, but instead talks about a local gym. You can hear the announcer talking about the gym and how it was a local favorite for many residents. You walk over to the window and look towards where the gym was. Instead of a hotspot for sweaty musclebound guys and fat women in yoga pants, you see a gymnastics academe. You stand there in shock for a few seconds, rub your eyes and stare back at the scene in front of you. That’s when the door to the academe opens and a gaggle of four young pre-teen girls in tracksuits and gym bags come walking out, followed by just as many hot MILs in leotards and yoga pants. The girls are giggling and chatting with each other, playing games and running after each other in a mad dash towards a group of mini-vans, the four moms walk casually across the parking lot, ignoring the girl’s antics and chatting calmly with each other. One of the moms, a drop-dead gorgeous blond, wearing a blue and black leotard throws her head back and laughs at a comment one of the other moms had made. “What the hell…?” You stammer as you continue to watch the group until they all climb into their vans and head down the road.
You step back and look at the TV, the volume was still up just loud enough that you could hear it, but the news report had moved on to another story. You point the remote in your hand at the TV and press the volume up, the green volume bar starts at zero and then slowly creeps up louder. You then push the volume back down and when it again hits zero, you can just barely hear the TV. You walk over to the counter and pick up the Universal Remote, point it at the TV and press the volume down button, again the green bard does not appear, but the TV volume decreases until you can no longer hear it. You walk to the window, point the Universal Remote at the Gymnastics Academe and press the channel button. It instantly transforms back to the Gym, a few seconds later a very large woman in Yoga pants and a sports bra comes walking out of the door, you can see the sweat stains on her arm pits and between her obese legs. With a shudder you hit the channel button again and the gym turns back into the Gymnastics Academe, and the obese woman turns into two very hot looking teens.
You walk away from the window, leaving the Gymnastic Academe where it is, walk up to the counter, carefully set the remote down and stare at the manual. I could do some serious shit with this thing, and if I’m not careful I could seriously fuck some shit up. You think to yourself.
What do you do