Sexy Fun Times

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"Wake up David... WAKE UP DAVID"

The insistent voice of your alarm wakes you from a pleasant dream. Sleepily swatting at your bedside table you finally silence her.

Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and pool around your waist. Your morning wood tents it obscenely.

"It's half-past-seven" the disembodied voice from the bedside table informs you.

"SHUT UP," you snarl, and then, knowing that she doesn't respond to threats, you swing your legs over the side of the bed and tell her "Thank you Siri; I am up now."

Do you:

Or perhaps you prefer the company of other males...

Or...