PIP/Santa

Codename: Santa

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Incident Report

• Case Agent: Reindeer Rachael
• Time of Incident: 01 December 2017.
• Location of Incident: Indianapolis, Indiana.
• Nature of Incident: The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host.
• Classification of Incident: Omega - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!

Subject

Santa Claus

• Pseudonyms: Randal Allen Paige (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin
• Gender: Male
• Age: Unknown (Randal: 65)
• Height: 6'6"
• Weight: 255 lbs.
• Measurements: 44/38/42
• Genitals: 8 3/4" penis 2 1/4" diameter when erect, uncircumcised
• Hair: Snow white
• Eyes: Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be.
• He is a powerful entity of good-will and giving; but he is no pushover.
• DO NOT ENGAGE!

Family

Rachael Jane Paige-Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Daughter
• Gender: Female
• Age: 35
• Height: 5'10"
• Weight: 138 lbs.
• Measurements: 35(C)/28/35
• Hair: Black
• Eyes: Cinnamon Brown
• Skin: Medium Caucasian
• Catalog Model.

Sean Yancy Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Son-in-Law
• Gender: Male
• Age: 36
• Height: 6'3"
• Weight: 245 lbs.
• Measurements: 43/38/44
• Genitals: 5 1/2" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
• Hair: Platinum blond
• Eyes: Teal
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• Artist.

Mckinsey "Kinsey" May Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
• Gender: Female
• Age: 15
• Height: 5'3"
• Weight: 115 lbs.
• Measurements: 33(B)/26/35
• Hair: Brown
• Eyes: Dark Aqua
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• Sporty.

Jason James Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Grandson
• Gender: Male
• Age: 12
• Height: 4'10"
• Weight: 88 lbs.
• Measurements: 31/26/32
• Genitals: 7" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
• Hair: Brown
• Eyes: Steely Brown
• Skin: Medium Caucasian
• Popular.

Haley Ophelia Brewster

• Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
• Gender: Female
• Age: 6
• Height: 3'10"
• Weight: 44 lbs.
• Measurements: 25/22/27
• Hair: Honey Blond
• Eyes: Golden Brown
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• Spirited.

Kirk Lloyd Paige

• Relation to Subject: Son
• Gender: Male
• Age: 33
• Height: 6'1"
• Weight: 185 lbs.
• Measurements: 38/32/35
• Genitals: 8 1/4" penis 2" diameter when erect, circumcised
• Hair: Sandy blond
• Eyes: Deep Blue
• Skin: Medium Caucasian
• Engineer.

Brandy North Fields-Paige

• Relation to Subject: Daughter-in-Law
• Gender: Female
• Age: 25
• Height: 5'5"
• Weight: 128 lbs.
• Measurements: 37(DD)/33/39
• Hair: Strawberry Blonde (Coarse-African)
• Eyes: Emerald Green
• Skin: Freckled Light Mocha
• Stay-at-home Mom.

Misty Sarah Paige

• Relation to Subject: Granddaughter
• Gender: Female
• Age: 5
• Height: 3'6"
• Weight: 39 lbs.
• Measurements: 24/21/25
• Hair: Sandy Blond
• Eyes: Chartreuse
• Skin: Fair Caucasian
• Playful.

Other People of Interest

Krampus

• Pseudonyms: James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body), Knecht Ruprecht, Friuli, Klaubauf, Bartel, Pelzebock, Befana, Pelznickel, Belzeniggl, Belsnickel, Schmutzli, Rumpelklas, Bellzebub, Hans Muff, Drapp, Buzebergt, Zwarte Piet, Black Pete, Rubbels, Hanstrapp, and Père Fouettard.
• Relation to Subject: Underling: Punisher of Naughty Children
• Gender: Male
• Age: Unknown (James: 46)
• Height: 7'8"
• Weight: 666 lbs.
• Measurements: 77/55/66
• Genitals: 8" penis 3" diameter when erect. Knotted like a dog (6"). Flared like a horse. Barbed like a cat.
• Hair: Snow White
• Eyes: Glowing Crimson
• Skin: Medium Caucasian

Peppermint Penny

• Relation to Subject: Underling: Head Elf
• Gender: Female
• Age: Unknown, over 1000. Became an elf at 6
• Height: 4'0"
• Weight: 45 lbs.
• Measurements: 25/22/27
• Hair: Golden Blond
• Eyes: Sapphire Blue
• Skin: Light Caucasian