FOPTA/Doing Wrestling

Who is here?

Timmy	Wanda	Mom	Dad

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"Umm . . . wrestling?," you say.

"Yeah honey," says your mom. "We were just wrestling . . . naked."

"Ooooh, NAKED WRESTLING!" says your dad, "my favorite sport!" He rips his clothes off in a single move, and somehow dons a lucha libre mask at the same time. "I bet you didn't know that I was the heavy weight champion of NMWWFE before you came along Timmy. That's the Naked Men's World Wrestling Federation Entertainment. I was," he pauses for dramatic effect, "THE MASKED DANGLER! I've got the winner!"

He looks you over, making you increasingly uncomfortable.

"I guess that's you Timmy," he exclaims. "Looks like you've got your mom pinned pretty well." He brushes a single tear from his eye. "I'm so proud. Now . . . PREPARE TO BE CRUSHED!"

"Eeep," you exclaim.

Quick, what do you do?

• Wrestle your dad naked.
• Make your magical cock enormous and knock him out.
• Distract him by pointing to an imaginary wrestler.
• Distract him with his hatred of Mr. Dincleburg.
• Just admit what you were actually doing.
• Wish whatever you did was allowed; then admit what you were actually doing.

Wishes

Any girl that sees your cock want's you to fuck them. You can make your cock any size and shape you want. Your cum always gets people pregnant.