The Family Cox/Jack Cox/Damn, go get in the shower
Fucking boss has been on your ass about being late to work. He never seems to care about anyone else, but he gets pissed just seeing you. Maybe he found out about what happened at the Christmas party. Wasn't your fault, his daughter was literally begging for it.
You drag your body across the room to your shower. You might be half awake, but looking down, you see your cock is as awake as it get. This damn erection better go away or you will lose your mind soon.
As you shower you try to think of things to rid yourself of this swelling. Your mother...naked...fucking the mailman like a dirty...SHIT! That didn't go as planned, your dad...nope not risking it. Dead puppies, yeah that will wor...GODDAMMIT! Jess must have slipped you a 'Rando,' a drug your company made that makes your lust grow until you climax. Great for geezers, but it never made it to market because it kicks in randomly, sometimes a few minutes, other times hours. You stole a couple bottles to enjoy with your wife. Jess gets off on slipping it to people while they aren't looking.
You feel hands move around your pelvis and wrap around your dick, "Mmmm, morning Daddy, want me to suck you off before work?" You turn around to find your wife, on her knees, grinning up at you. You love when she calls you 'Daddy,' your cock starts throbbing.