Cindy Rella/Effy Gee
Effy Gee is very old and she lives in a little cottage deep in the woods. Some of the villagers say she's a witch, but not out loud and especially not when she could hear them. Most of her visitors want something from her: a potion to ease their rheumatism, something to make their man's cock hard again, or just something to lighten the drudgery of being poor.
The old men had a whip-round and gave you a few pennies as a reward for your performance, so on your way, you call in at the butcher and buy a rabbit which Effy Gee will turn into a tasty stew with herbs and vegetables from her garden. She gives the rabbit a suspicious sniff and then hangs it on a hook in her larder, before giving you a cup of herbal tea.
You give her all the news about the visitor, but she is more interested in a detailed description of what you did with the old soldiers. "Just because I'm old, it doesn't mean I can't think about it," she cackles. You like talking to the old lady because she remembers your mother. She can describe every detail of the wedding; the handsome Baron and his beautiful young bride in a white dress with a train so long that she needed eight pages to hold it up.
Behind your godmother's cottage there is a small waterfall with a crystal-clear pool at the bottom. As soon as you can get away, you strip off and jump into the cool water to was the old soldiers' spunk off your body. When you are clean, you stretch out in the sun to dry off.
Eventually, she gives you a few packages to deliver including one for Buttons. When you ask her what's in it, she winks. "She's getting older now and we don't want any unexpected babies do we," she says. "There's something in there to help with her monthlies as well." You can't help shuddering at the thought of all that in the future.