A Midsummer Pedo Dream/Choose to be reborn as an elf.

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You feel yourself being pulled into the ground. You sink deeper and deeper into the ground... deeper and deeper until you can no longer see... deeper and deeper until you are swallowed up whole... and then deeper and deeper still, until...

Suddenly, you find yourself awake, sitting up right in your bed. In your head, you hear the great Terror whisper to you:


"I have fulfilled your wish. You have one week in this body to do as you wish. You will not suffer the consequences of any actions you take in this body. Do as you will."


In disbelief you look down at your body - holy shit, you're a real life woodland elf. You look around at your treehouse-like room and inspect yourself in the mirror.

Not quite as handsome as Legolas, but damn. You feel the strength in your elven limbs the lightness of your steps as you consider what to do next.

Is this for real? I can do... anything I want?