Wish/Jonathan
"Phew! I think I'm good now." You are panting uncontrollably in a dingy alleyway. Sweat puddles up in your palms which are holding onto your currently shaking knees. You ran away from your house for a solid thirty seconds right there, more exercise than you've had in a month. "Damn IRS! When will they learn, I'm not gonna pay my taxes!" A bit less horribly out of breath now, you quickly check if the coast is clear before heading back out onto the sidewalk.
Outside is truly a terrible place to be. The sun is always too bright, there's not enough A/C, and worst of all there's always a chance there might be other people around. Now that's just too sickening to even think about! Still, now's the time to lay low for a while, so unfortunately you're stuck aimlessly wandering the sidewalk.
After a very short while, the monotonous trek becomes too much to bear both physically and mentally. Luckily, you find yourself in a small park and proceed to take a rest on one of the available benches. Almost ready to drift off into slumber, the serene silence is broken by the annoying babble of a couple arguing not far away. Clearly their squabble is would be beneath someone of your caliber, but it still wouldn't hurt to listen in, just in case anything juicy were to arise.
You lean your head back in an attempt to make out what the two are yelling about. Despite initial expectations, it appears they are making a big deal over some kind of ring, the man claiming it to be magical of some kind. Eventually, the woman, clearly at her wits end, takes the ring and throws it into the bushes before the two of them head off. Curiosity piqued, you decide to stealthily head over to where the supposed ring would be and try to recover it. "This is it! After decades of life pissing all over me, I'm finally gonna get my just desserts!"
A few minutes pass before you start to get bored and decide to quit. "Fuck this. If fate wanted me to finally enact justice upon my life, then they should've made it easier than this." Just as you start to walk away, however, a small glint shines in the corner of your eye. Laying on the ground is a rather large golden ring with a purple gemstone smack-dab in the middle with small diamonds adorned around it. You snatch up the ring and casually make your way to a more secluded area of the park, not wanting anyone to catch a glimpse of your newfound power.
"Hee hee! You're all mine, baby!" You slide the ring onto your finger and confidently pump your fist forward into the air. "And...GO!" A moment of silence passes as nothing happens. "And, GO!" Still nothing. "And GO!" Oh my God, nothing's going to happen!
Now a little upset, you pull the ring off and begin to examine it. It doesn't take you long to find some small script engraved inside the ring itself. "Oh I get it; it's some kind of password!" You return the ring to your finger and proudly raise your fist into the air, loudly chanting the magic phrase. "Allora---AAAAAHHHH!"
White flames erupt from the ring, burning the air around it along with most of your arm. You kneel onto the ground, nursing your arm in a desperate attempt to relieve the pain somewhat, when you are distracted by a new figure standing before you. Looking into your eyes is a young girl with golden eyes, purple hair, and - fuck it, you can just read the character sheet. She tilts her head curiously. "Are you alright master? You've gotta be careful summoning me!"
All other feelings melt away as you wordlessly stare at the girl before you, appearing to be no older than nine and garbed in transparent silk with only a skimpy purple two-piece covering her sensitive areas. "Yes, finally! My prayers have been answered!" You waste no time using your hands to feel up every inch of the magical entity before you. "I get to have my own loli that I can do whatever I want with! All the possibilities...hehehe..."
"Guh! Uh, m-master? I'd prefer if you weren't so-"
"Ah, master. A nickname that finally suits me, wouldn't you say?" You say this without lifting your hand from her. In fact, it begins to slowly slide up to her chest, getting really close to going under her clothes. Before that can happen, you feel yet another burning sensation envelop your arm, causing you to quickly jerk it away. "Gyah! Hot-Hot-Hot!"
The girl turns away to say something inaudible under her breath, "What a jerk." She turns back around with cute, innocent eyes. "Sorry master! That happens when I get flustered. I hope you're not to mad at me...?" The last part is accentuated with a shy turn away as she clasps her hands together behind her.
"No, it's alright! Not like it was your fault. All is forgiven!" You painfully lift yourself back up. "So, what are you anyway?"
She gives a slight smile. "My name is Allorah! I'm a powerful member of the jinn capable of immense magical power! You summoned me from the ring when you called my name. Now I'm here to grant you seven wishes before I'm back on my way."
"Ah! So like a genie, eh?" You say as you examine the ring still on your burnt finger.
"Uh, it's jinni, technically..."
"Yeah, whatever. So I can wish for whatever I want, right?"
"To a limit. I can't-"
"I wish for more wishes!"
"...Do that."
"Damn! Oh wait. In that case." You stretch your finger out towards the jinni. "I wish for more genies!"
Allorah furrows her brow before thinking for a moment. She responds, "Whatever you say master!"
"Yes! Thank you reddit!" One of the bright diamonds on the ring grows dim as Allorah prepares her spell.
After a few moments of concentration, two pillars of flame erupt from either side of her, clearing out to reveal two copies of herself. "There you go master," they all say in unison. "What do you think?" Shortly after they finish, the two copies fade away into flame. "Whoops, I guess those jinni didn't last too long."
"What is this bullshit!?" You yell. "I demand my wish back!"
The young jinn looks up at you with crocodile tears. "I-I'm sorry master; I tried my best! I d-didn't know you wanted them for long. C-Can you please forgive me?"
"... D'awww, I can't stay mad at you!" You give her hair a ruffle with your charred hand. "A little girl like you don't know a lot of stuff yet. I'll try to make my wishes easier for you, okay?"
"Yeah, thanks..."
You look back at your arm. "I at least wish I can get rid of this burn."
"Done and done!"
Another diamond grows dim as your affected appendage cleanly falls off your shoulder. "AAAAHHHHH!!!!"
"Oh wait! You humans can't regrow your limbs, can you?" You calmly reach down and slide the ring off of the finger you once had. "I'm sorry master, maybe I can-"
"No! It's alright," you say as the ring falls into your pocket. "I...didn't like that arm anyway! How about we go somewhere we can really put those powers to use?"
Where do you take her to?
| Reflexes: | 3 | Strength: | 2 | Resilience: | 1 |
| Dexterity: | 2 | Speed: | 1 | Stamina: | 2 |
| Health: 60% | |||||
| Perception: | 5 | Knowledge: | 1 | Willpower: | 4 |
| Logic: | 1 | Wit: | 2 | Focus: | 1 |
| Intellect: 72% | |||||
| Empathy: | 1 | Presence: | 3 | Confidence: | 1 |
| Charisma: | 1 | Rapport: | 2 | Influence: | 3 |
| Sanity: 12% | |||||
- Wished for more genies: No long-term effects.
- Wished for a burn on his arm to go away: Right arm is now detached.