2T4U/Go and see if anyone's made breakfast
You quickly run downstairs only to find that the kitchen is empty, which is just typical. Nobody ever makes breakfast in your family anymore. Mom used to, but she's so busy working these days that you all usually just eat cereal instead. You grab an empty bowl and a box of Choco-Flakes™, but when just as you start to pour the milk you're suddenly reminded of that warm white stuff that came out of your willie just a few minutes ago. What was that supposed to be anyways? Was it milk? You certainly hope not, because milk only comes from cows; and if you're beginning to turn into a cow you've got even more problems than you did to begin with.
Just then your big brother Jack comes walking down the stairs, wearing really tight pants and a T-shirt. He looks like he just woke up and doesn't even greet you good morning as he brushes past you on his way to the fridge.
You get to thinking. Jack's got a wiener too (last time you checked at least). He might have had the same thing that happened to you happen to him long ago. He would probably know what it means too! Then again, he can be a real sourpuss in the morning and asking him anything before breakfast could make him mad.
What do you do?