Pedo Paradise/Miley and her toy
You don't know what you were expecting, but it wasn't this.
Miley pulls out a giant, plastic, penis-shaped black dildo.
"Whoa!" Your brunette friend says in amazement. "What is that?"
Miley responds, "I dunno. I'm hoping he can show me."
Both girls look up at you. Is this really happening? Are these preteen cunts asking me to show them how a dildo works?!? "Of course I'll show you," you say to young Miley. "That's what I'm here for."
"Oh thank you, sir," says Miley. "I saw it on the shelf out there."
A concerned look hits your face. "You found this here? Inside this preteen clothing store?"
"Yup. I came in here because I heard you sell toys too, but I've never seen a toy like this before!"
You were starting to wonder if the people running this store were pedophiles like yourself. Slutty clothes are one thing, but sex toys for elementary school girls? Do they sell porn too?
"You do work here, right, mister?" Miley asks you.
"Oh, of course I do." You lie, "I just didn't realize we had those back in stock. You know, I sell all kinds of sex toys to tweenies like you. And I'm happy to give you a demonstration, too. If you want it."
"Would you please?" Miley says as she hands the toy to you.
What do you do with it?