Sexy Fun Times/Five/Girl/Breakfast/Car
Just as you are about to knock, you hear a car horn beep and turn round. There are a big car, Daddy calls them Chelsea Tractors, stopped in the street and the driver calls you over. "I'm lost, can you help me," he says.
You are a bit wary at first. "How could anyone be lost - your road doesn't go anywhere."
The man is on your side of the car. He is black but looks quite nice. His hair is grey so he must be pretty old and when you get close your head is about level with his. "Hello, I was looking for the park," he says.
"It's just behind Jenny's house, but you can't get through from here," you say. "You can walk through the path over there though."
"Is there any way of driving round," he says, waving you closer.
You're just about to tell him you don't know, when you see that he is sitting there with his willy in his hand and rubbing it up and down. "Did you ever see one of these before," he asks.