Sexy Fun Times/Neighbour/Play
"Mum said you had a big one."
"Bigger 'n Uncle Jim?"
The girls are standing, one each side looking down as you piss. Your brain has not yet caught up with what's going on. "Girls! It's rude to watch a man pee."
The burst into a fit of giggles and leave you to finish up. "Annabel had told them your cock was big? Uncle Jim, whoever he was..."
You splash your hands and face, wrap your robe firmly around you and head for the kitchen to get that much needed coffee. When you carry it into the sitting room the girls are sprawled on the couch watching kid's TV on your big plasma. You flop down in an armchair and look at them. The hair, long and plaited down behind them, bright eyes and snub nose are definitely from Mum, but the face is rounder and you don't recall Annabel having freckles. "So which of you is which, and how can I tell," you ask.