Dirty Talk/Three Brats/Cast

Best Friends

Hey, I'm Heidi Ståhlberg.

• I am 10 years old.
• I have brown hair and brown eyes.
• I'm sociable and get along with almost anybody. School's boring, but I'm okay with grades. Math is my best subject.
• Living in countryside isn't bad at all! You just got to have a bit of imagination! Besides, it's only 45 minutes on bullet train to the big city. That's not too bad, is it?
• Oh, so you noticed that, huh... Sure, we can exchange contacts and meet up later if you're interested. There's no need to be shy.
• Here's my secret photo album. If you ask nicely, I may even send you a nude.
  

Hi! My name's Milka Ahlroos.

• I'm ten!
• This isn't probably the correct picture of me, but I do have black hair! Sowwy, I'm bad with techmology.
• I'm loud, boisterous, adventurous and playful, good at sports, terrible at concentrating in class. Most of the teachers hate me for that.
• My mother died when I was young, and my father's rarely home. That's why I live with my grandmother! I help around the store a lot too!
• Ah, yes. I am indeed a promiscuous young woman. Something wrong with that? Or are you curious?
• Here's my secret photo album. I think I got a few sexy ones in there as well!
  

The Björnquist Family

I am Ludwig Björnquist.

• I am Emilia's father.
• I am 36 years old.
• I have blond hair and yellow eyes.
• I work for the military with a six-figure yearly salary.
• I moved to Cloverfield together with my family to better provide for them.
• I love my wife unconditionally! She's the best thing to ever happen to me!
  

I am Laura Björnquist.

• I am Emilia's mother.
• I am 34 years old.
• I have blond hair and blue eyes.
• I'm a stay-at-home mother and I like it that way. Our house is big and someone needs to take care of it all.
• Gardening is my favorite thing in the world.
• It's okay to stare, but make no mistake about it, I'm loyal to Ludwig.
  

I am Sven Björnquist.

• I am Emilia's older brother.
• I am 14 years old.
• I have blond hair and blue eyes.
• I'm smart, but unmotiated about school. My parents worry too much about it.
• I wish I could just stay home all day and play videogames. The internet connection is terrible here.
• Girls? I don't know what to say… That's an embarrassing subject… I've never even had a girlfriend before…
  

I'm Gunnar!

• I'm three years old!
• I'm a Rottweiler!
  

The Ståhlberg Family

I am a placeholder.

The Ahlroos Family

I am Milka's grandmother. I run the candy store in the middle of town.

Townsfolk

I am a placeholder.

School and Faculty

I am a placeholder.

Mech and Other

Just a good ol' television.

• I mostly just relay news and weather.
  

I am a family SUV.

• My owner probably had to take a loan to afford me.