Sexy Fun Times/Shemale/Work/Nanny/Shona

Shona is a two year old girl who you have looked after before. Her parents are middle class and employ a full-time nanny, but when she has time off, they use your agency.

Mama answers the door, ready for work in a smart skirt and jacket, but bare feet. After the usual exchange, she leads you into the kitchen. This is mostly spotless, all gleaming stainless steel and tiles. The exception being the naked toddler sitting at the somewhat battered kitchen table eating porridge. "Sorry about the mess," Mama says, waving an arm at the toddler. "She hasn't quite got the hand of steering food into her mouth yet."

"Hello Shona," you say and get a smile from the slightly chubby child. Her long brown hair is tied back in a messy ponytail and she looks at you through her big, brown puppy eyes. Once she is satisfied that you are a pushover, she steers a spoonful of cereal into her wide open mouth, displaying a good set of front teeth and proving that she can do it if she wants to.

Mama fires up the Keurig and gives you a coffee. She then launches into Shona's programme for the day. Bath first, obviously, followed by an hour of constructive play and story time. Lunch is in the huge fridge and you are free to help yourself. Theres more but you have tuned out by then.