Alien/Male/Adult/Taxi
A taxi pull up and makes the decision for you. "Where to guv," he says.
You get into the back. "Where does a single man go for a good time in this town," you say.
He turns round and looks at you. "Well, there's a few clubs, but you don't look the club type. Maybe a smaller, more private place?"
"Sounds good."
"Don't take this wrong, but which way do you swing? Boys, girls, men, ladies?"
"Girls."
He takes off, doing a quick 'U' turn and heading out of the town centre. "This place is a little above the regular," he says, looking at you in his mirror.
It takes you a moment. "Oh! Right. I have money enough," you say.
He nods, apparently satisfied and turns off the road through a gate. It's more track than road and you have to hold on as the taxi lurches over the potholes.