2T4U/Jack Gunderson
< 2T4U
You awaken in your plush queen-size bed. Your morning wood is uncomfortably stiff this morning, almost painfully so. You are still a little groggy. You half remember an erotic, but somehow disturbing dream about a beautiful Hispanic woman, but you can't seem to remember the details. You would normally start getting ready for your day at this point by taking a shower, but your current condition seems to be demanding your immediate attention.
What do you do?
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