The Last Horcrux/Read Saucy Tricks for Tricky Sorts
The book Saucy Tricks for Tricky Sorts seems to be a book of minor spells, mostly charms and jinxes, written by a perverted young Wizard using an obvious pseudonym of The Saucy Rapscallion.
The book mainly consists of lurid tales of escapades that the younger rapscallion got up to during his time in Hogwarts, and in particular, tricks, charms and jinxes that they used on girls in the school. Many of them are trivial ones, known to any Hogwarts student by the time they reach their third year at the school, but a few are ones unknown to you, or used in ways you hadn’t considered before.
A silent version of Wingardium Leviosa can be used to levitate girls robes and skirts, and the Saucy Rapscallion writes that if care is taken, and the girl is otherwise occupied, she might not even notice what the naughty young wizard is doing. He even wrote that a particularly slutty young witch, who remains nameless, like all the characters in the book, wasn’t wearing any underwear, giving the Rapscallion, two of his friends, and their Magical History teacher a clear view of her young pussy. The teacher was as delighted as we were to see her bare quim, the Rapscallion writes, we didn’t get in trouble, and he even gave us some house points at the end of the lesson.
Another charm you have heard of is a bra strap charm, which can unfasten, twang or even snap a girls brassiere. The Rapscallion talks about snapping the elastic of girls bras using this jinx to great amusement of his similarly perverted fellows, especially during lessons. This didn’t end well for him though, with one girl complaining and the teacher giving him detentions for a week.
A jinx unknown to you is the Wedgie Jinx, which does exactly as it describes. The rapscallion says that it is more of a hex because of the pain it can cause when used on boys and men, although he mainly used it on girls, especially in conjunction with skirt levitation.
The Rapscallion goes on to talk about mischief caused by Love potions and Polyjuice potions, although the book doesn’t give instructions on making them. A normal love potion might make a girl snog you, but a powerful one will let you take her virginity, the Rapscallion writes, just make sure to have an Obliviate spell ready for before the potion wears off!
The next section talks about the use of Polyjuice potions, mainly to disguise oneself for sexual purposes. The most common tricks are taking on the form of a girls boyfriend, so you can kiss or grope or fuck her before the potion wears off, or transforming oneself into a girl temporarily, either to enjoy her body by masturbating, or to enter the girls shower room and see them all naked. The Rapscallion talks about transforming into a Hufflepuff girl and seeing all the third year girls naked after broom flying via this method.
There are useful charms, such as contraceptive spells, spells to help boys to get or maintain an erection, and charms to delay or hasten orgasm, as well as spells to increase the intensity of orgasm
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