Life Hacks/Characters

Here is a reference for the characters in the story as they are initially. If I haven't fleshed things out well enough feel free to refine the character more. If you're making significant changes/additions to the character please run them by me first. --Elerneron (talk) 17:22, 7 October 2016 (CEST)

The Cole Family

History

Rich knocked up his girlfriend Inga in high school. He did the "right thing" and married her. Luckily both families were relatively well-off and they were both able to attend college while raising young Brittany. Inga got a degree in business, and Rich got a degree in IT.

Rich went to work, but Inga was pregnant again, so decided to wait a while before looking for a job. She was frustrated with having to become a "homemaker", but kept it to herself. After the twins were born, she started working part-time. She got pregnant again just about the time she was in line for a promotion, and is certain her pregnancy was the reason she was passed over. Bastian was born even though they were using condoms at the time.

With the failure of the condoms, she started putting out less and less. One fateful night, Rich had a liaison with a stripper named Shauna (illegally working at 15 years old). He regretted the act immediately, and rededicated himself to his marriage. He was contacted by Shauna a few months later to tell him she was pregnant. He tried to do the right thing by supporting Shauna financially, but couldn't bring himself to leave his frigid wife. He soon discovered that she was pregnant as well (much to her chagrin).

Angel and Rahne were born within two months of one another. Inga decided to focus on her career more seriously, and started taking birth control. Regardless, she got pregnant again with Veronica. At that point she divorced Rich after an argument about getting her tubes tied. After the divorce she got them tied. Rich eventually hooked up with Shauna and they had another child together. Rich has custody of his children every other weekend.

Mother's Side

Inga

Ingrid Guinevere Hanson-Cole is a driven career woman. She loves her children, but family is second to her career.

Brittany

Brittany Ann Cole is a freshman college student. She is friendly and popular, and loves her family. She lives on campus, but returns as frequently as she can to see her family.

Xander

Alexander James Cole is an ugly duckling that is not going to grow into a swan. He got the raw end of the genetic lottery when it comes to physical attributes. In a family of beautiful people he feels completely isolated.

Charity

Charity Jane Cole is a popular "mean girl" in school. She has always been overly critical of her twin, and the practice paid off in high school. She doesn't realize that the root of her animosity is a hidden sexual desire for her twin.

Bastian

Sebastian Hannibal Cole is an active, outgoing child prone to getting in trouble. He doesn't actively seek trouble, but he finds it none-the-less while simply trying to amuse himself.

Angel

Angelica Rose Cole is a sweet little girl. She acts a bit younger than she is, and seems in no hurry to grow up. She has a massive collection of stuffed animals.

Roni

Veronica Renee Cole is a little tomboy. She doesn't care for dolls or stuffed animals, and would much rather be playing sports, or racing slotcars. She finds underwear uncomfortable, and is always getting in trouble for not wearing them.

Father's Side

Rich

Richard Allen Cole is a dedicated father and family man. He values responsibility and integrity very highly.

Shauna

Shauna Electra Lovett is a beautiful sensual woman of African and Cuban descent. She is a bit flirty, and somewhat absent-minded leading to the mistaken impression that she is an airhead bimbo. She is actually quite intelligent, but will sometime play the bimbo part to manipulate things to her advantage.

Rahne

Rahne (pronounce like the word rain) Song Lovett is a precocious preteen. She is aware of her growing sexuality and uses it to her advantage, though she is still developing this skill and can sometimes be a bit too obvious.

Kizzie

Mackinsey Lynn Lovett is your basic happy todder. She is currently getting into everything, being in the "terrible twos" stage of development. She is an outgoing, and very trusting toddler with a lot of love to give and an upbeat, curious disposition. She is called "Kizzie" because that's how she says Kinsey, which was the nickname she was originally given by her parents.

"Life" Players

Old Players

Loki

Loki (real name unknown) is a player of the game "Life" in the host universe of the simulation encompassing the story universe. He is a bit mischievous and irreverent, but still polite and civil. He is highly intelligent, but has a bit of a twisted sense of humor. He is easily bored, and can readily loose interest in what he's doing for something more interesting if things get too routine.

Real Life Parallels

Like all aspect of our universe, the story universe should have modified versions of any real people you want to reference. Any people who have been given an alternate in the story should be listed below:

• Bill Gates = Gil Bates
• Steve Jobs = Jeeves Stob