User talk:AllieCat
Hi friends, it's your friendly neighborhood smut writer (or I will be once I'm allowed), Allie. As you can probably guess I like cats, and I'm a little who's still mad I had to grow up, so basically a loli in mind if not in body. Thus I often write from that perspective, but I like writing about fucking lolis almost as much, and I'd never pass up a cute shota either (and grownups are cool too I guess). Anyway, if you have questions, comments, or an angry rant about me, feel free to leave it down below:
I think it's totally reprehensible that someone like you, openly admitting that you like "smut" and writing about sex with young girls, should come to a respectable site like this. Anyone might think that we condone such literature. - Hope (talk) 14:35, 9 December 2023 (UTC)
How dare you! I'm a respectable writer of loli smut, not "young girls"! Everyone knows lolis are 500 year old dragons from another dimension, and sure, I sometimes forget to mention the dragon bit, and I occasionally even explicitly say my characters are young girls, but that's obviously just because they're hiding their true form from humans! Me, writing about young girls? How laughable! - AllieCat (talk) 18:44, 9 December 2023 (UTC)
Based and dragon loli pilled. -- Innocent Ruin (talk) 20:39, 9 December 2023 (UTC)
I do apologise Ma'am. I was under the impression that dragons liked to eat young virgins, not deflower them. I think you may be getting a little confused - perhaps a lie down with a good book might help. Try Nabokov. Hope (talk) 23:30, 9 December 2023 (UTC)