Life Hacks/Shower and go naked
You find yourself blinking mindlessly, a little lost for words for a moment. This woman is beautiful, keeps an immaculate house, and has no issue with kids and adults being naked together? You are dizzy from the sensation as you imagine marrying the gorgeous MILF, having kids together, and having a long incestuous life with her and said children. With the speed of your mental processes the fantasy, while detailed, takes only an instant. Could she be the one?
"Umm, I guess we don't need any clothes," you say finally. "Roni doesn't like pants, and I'm not sure you have anything that would fit me anyway."
"Uhh," says Roni, "We're not asposed to be naked Xander."
"There's nothing wrong with being naked, Roni," you say in reply. "This is their house. We should be open to how they do things." Then you quickly add, "But it would probably be best not to mention this to mom."
"Are they gonna be naked too?" she asks.
You turn to Patricia, but she beats you to the punch, "if it makes you feel better, sweetheart . . . sure."
"Okay, I guess."
You turn and enter the house together through the door in the garage. As you enter the kitchen, you see a little girl of about five coloring sitting at the table, and another girl your age that seems familiar. You enhanced memory triggers immediately. Siobhan O'Connell. She's in several of your classes at school. You then piece it together from the features she shares with Patricia . . . they're related. Due to the relative ages and different names you're assuming . . . sister?
"Siobhan, Ellie," says Patricia, "this is Xander and Roni. They'll be spending the afternoon with us."
Siobhan looks up, says "Eeep!" and dashes out of the room.
"Did she just say 'Eeep'?", you ask. "I thought they only said that in cartoons."
"What has gotten into that girl," says Patricia.
"Hello," says Ellie as she stands and straightens out her dress, "it's a pleasure to meet you."
"My, those are some amazing manners," you say. "How old are you? Ten? Eleven?"
"You're silly," she giggles, "I'm five!"
"Alright Ellie," says Patricia, "go get undressed. They don't have a change of clothes and they would be much more comfortable if we are all naked too."
"Okay mommy," says the cute little girl, then she skips out of the room.
Patricia turns to you. "Well, the shower is only big enough for two. Do you want to shower with Roni, Dante, or shower alone and let the kids shower together?"
How do you respond?
