Life Hacks/nude/Declare it your turn to look at her so that you can cool down
“All right, my turn,” you say, dropping to your knees and bringing your groin out of Roni’s reach.
“Awww… no fair!” your sister protests, “I didn’t get a good look.”
“You can look again in a little while,” you say, “I just… need a little bit, so it’s my turn now.”
You catch a little chuckle from Trish’s direction, and you sense she wants to speak. You weigh your options, now silently cursing your improved social skills for making her intentions so hard to ignore. Before, you could have obliviously gone on to immerse yourself in your little sister’s delicate folds, but now all you can feel is the pressure coming from this woman with wonderfully liberal views on children and sexuality, and you just know whatever she has to say is going to somehow put you right back on the track you just tried to avoid.
“What?” You ask begrudgingly.
“Nothing,” she says, “I just think it’s cute, you were about ready to cum, weren’t you?”
“Ahhh… yeah,” you say, “I didn’t really want to scare her with it.”
“That’s probably smart, but I don’t think you should hide it from her.”
“What? What’s going on?” Roni asks, casting concerned looks between you and Trish.
“Well,” Trish takes the lead before you can even think to respond to Roni’s question, “there is something called semen that comes out of a boys penis when it feels really good. You were about to make Xander shoot his semen, but he made you stop because he didn’t want to scare you.”
“Really!?” She asks, casting a questioning glance between you and Trish.
“Uhhh… yeah.” You confirm.
“Is it like pee or something?” She asks.
“No,” you say, “no, it’s nothing like pee. It’s this white goopy stuff that shoots out.”
“What does it look like?”
“I just told you what it looks like, white and goopy.”
“How does it come out?” She asks, now crouching over you and looking curiously at your groin.
“Errr….” Yet another question you and Trish already answered, although you suppose you are sort of used to seeing this kind of repetitive questioning from your younger siblings. You give a glance to Trish acnowledging she already explained this, but this time you feel you should not add a “you were told already” into it, two of those in a row might make her start to feel she is being chastised for asking questions.
“Well.. it comes out when you make a guy’s penis feel good. If you rub his penis or his balls, it makes him feel good and then it shoots out of the tip.”
“I wanna see what semen looks like!” Roni demands. “Can I make you shoot your semen!?”
“Ahhh...” as considerate and well mannered as it may have seemed for her to ask, Roni did not wait for your permission before she began trying to force her way through your legs to get to your groin witch was now concealed from your crouched, practically sitting position. You suddenly hear a squeak as your legs shift, and the next thing you see is the grey box of the life-controller screen pop up in your vision right above your thighs as Roni’s head starts to push through it. It seems you accidentally stepped on the duck in the pocket of your pants bunched up around your ankles. Despite the heated situation, the sudden appearance of the life controller makes you remember that there are some features in the “rewards” section that enhance your sexual performance, but you can’t see yourself navigating it very well without getting some strange looks. You might be able to play it off with Roni, but not with Trish.
What do you do?
- Close out the controller, seat Roni on your lap so that she can access your genitals
- Close out the controller, take off your pants so that you can spread your legs and make things easier on Roni Request --Notsooldpervert (talk) 15:03, 24 October 2016 (CEST)
- Put this on hold and get Trish out of here so that you can check out your rewards
