2T4U/Aaron Gunderson
< 2T4U
You wake up in your racecar bed. The soft cotton sheets are dragging across your wiener. Then you notice something is wrong. Your wiener feels all hard! You pull back the covers, and look at your little fella. It's bigger than it has ever been, and it feels like it's made of stone. It has pushed right through the flap in your pajamas and is poking proudly into the air. You start to panic. You aren't sure what's going on; but it's definitely not normal. You have to do something about this before the rest of you turns to stone!
What do you do?