A Midsummer Pedo Dream/Choose to be reborn as a middle school teacher.
You feel yourself being pulled into the ground. You sink deeper and deeper into the ground... deeper and deeper until you can no longer see... deeper and deeper until you are swallowed up whole... and then deeper and deeper still, until...
Suddenly, you find yourself awake, sitting up right in your bed. In your head, you hear the great Terror whisper to you:
"I have fulfilled your wish. You have one week in this body to do as you wish. You will not suffer the consequences of any actions you take in this body. Do as you will."
In disbelief you look down at your body - holy shit, you're in some middle age man's body. You look around at your sleeping wife next to you, and the modest room around you.
Is this for real? I can do... anything I want?