A Midsummer Pedo Dream/You're late for class - drive to the local high school where you teach freshman English.

You have a raging erection as you pull into the parking lot of the high school you teach at.

Teenage girls in tight shirts and short skirts swarm as the morning bell rings.

Fuck, they all look so good. How does this guy do his job?

You make your way to the class you teach. What was it again? Ah, that’s right, drama.

How are you going to play this?

• You can’t take it, pick a girl and shove her into the janitor’s supply closet.

• Calm yourself down and head to class.