Cindy Rella/Clitoris and Labia

Any stray thoughts you might have had about playing happy families are soon dispelled. The Baroness and her daughters complain all the time: "the food is disgusting; the castle is cold and draughty; the countryside is boring and so on and so on." They are so horrible that everyone has taken to calling them "The Ugly Sisters" behind their backs.

On the other hand, the Baron is re-invigorated. The Baroness insists on buying a load of new furniture and she starts inviting her friends from the city to come and visit and the village gets smartened up; well, at least the part of it you see as you make your way to the castle.

Labia and Clit treat you like a servant. They lay in bed until lunchtime and then demand that their meals are taken up to their room. To make things worse, Dick looks tired all the time and he stopped coming to visit you at night. "It's those girls," he complains when you ask him about it. "They won't leave me alone, and now the Baroness has started sending for me."

One afternoon, you're sweeping the floor in the passageway outside their bedroom and you hear growling noises through the door. When you look inside, you see Clitoris on her hands and knees on the rug. She is naked and her big tits are hanging down. One of the castle dogs has mounted her as if she was a bitch and is pounding an impressively large cock in and out of her fat cunt while Labia, also naked stands behind him to make sure he doesn't slip out.

When Labia sees you she starts screeching abuse which turns into a rant, the gist of which is that if you breathe a word to anyone, especially their mother, they'll make your life even more of a misery than it is already. When you tell Buttons about it, she just laughs. "It's my fault; when I suggested they tried one of the dogs I never thought they really would. They already borrowed my wooden cock and they've worn poor Dick out completely.

"How come there aren't any men around here," Labia complains at dinner. The Baroness wasn't there so they obviously felt free to say what they liked. "That boy, Dick has got no stamina and the old man in the stables says he doesn't like girls."

You shrug. "All the young men went off to fight in the war a few years ago and none of them came back. There's always the old soldiers; some of them will fuck anyone." They both snort indignantly at the idea, but a couple of days later they dress up in some old clothes and you see them sneaking in to visit the old men.

• You are forced to go to the city with the Baroness and The Ugly Sisters.