FOPTA/First Fuck (Wanda)

Who is here?

Timmy	Wanda	Cosmo	Poof

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"I know," you say, looking Wanda up and down with a new-found appreciation for her figure, "we could have sex."

"Aw, I'm flattered sport," she replies, "but I'm married. I don't think Cosmo would like it if I had sex with another man . . . even you."

"But Cosmo is busy having sex with that jar of honey right now!"

Wanda looks toward the corner where Cosmo is pistoning his tiny fairy pecker in and out of the honey jar. "Oh yes, honey. Wanda doesn't have to know. You're so sticky. I don't think I'll last long . . ."

"Well, yes," she finally replies, "but Cosmo is an idiot."

"That may be so," you say, "but he thinks he's cheating on you. Isn't that just as bad?"

"Well," ponders Wanda, "I don't know. Maybe I should do something to teach him a lesson. We can't have sex though . . . how about a handjob?"

How do you respond?

• "Okay, I guess I'll settle for a handjob."
• "Couldn't I at least get a blowjob?"
• "Please, please, please. It's my first time!"

Wishes

None