Invisible Warrior/Invisible D1T out
Go outside naked
You head down the stairs and decide to collect the mail naked. With a good feeling you open the front door. Boldly you step outside and take a look at the peaceful scenery. It feels too good to feel the fresh air around your private parts. Taking a deep breath of that wonderful air you slowly walk down the path to your mailbox. You feel fantastic till suddenly a female voice takes you back to earth.
'Jesus Christ, Tom Smith! What the hell you think you're doing?' your neighbour, Mrs. Friggleby yells at you. 'You can't go naked on the street.'
'I'm just collecting the mail' you say with an innocent voice 'and I'm naked due to the global warming.'
For a moment she stares at you, then she shakes her head. 'My dear Tom, you're getting to old to run around naked. And what if one of those perverts catches you?'
'But Mrs. Friggleby, I bet you and your dear sister have an eye on an innocent little boy like me and would do everything to protect me' you reply with a twinking eye.
'Oh Tom' she says with a sigh 'you are as charming as your grandpa.'
'Thank you Mrs. Friggleby' you say and proceed to the mailbox. It's empty (what else?).
As you go back (slowly, you really enjoy that) you see your neighbour's sister has joined the scene and gives you a thumbs up behind Mrs. Friggleby's back. 'Good morning Miss Keller' you greet her with your brightest smile and she blushes a bit and waves at you. 'Good morning Tom' she answers.
Back in the house you go up to your room and look out the window. The two sisters are still in the frontyard, probably talking about you.
But now ...