JoS/Elias/1st Journal - A Lucky Break
Last Seed, 17th, 4E 201
I must be the luckiest man alive. You'll never believe what happened to me. Heck, I can hardly believe it.
So where to begin? Well, my days have been relatively uneventful since ditching my bandit buddies. They may have been worthless idiots, but at least they kept things interesting. I'm really not interested in ambushing helpless travelers on the road for the rest of my life, though. While I had some fun times with them, it was time to go off on my own. I really don't know where I'm going, but I enjoy traveling and seeing the sights too much to live life as a bandit outlaw.
Today, for the first time since leaving the bandit group, things got interesting. I came across a little girl playing outside a small house near Falkreath. Her parents weren't around and she was pretty young, so let's just says she was an easy mark.
In my bandit days, I wouldn't have wasted any time. We would have rolled in, grabbed her, raided the house, and sold the little girl into slavery when we were done with her. While I may be done with that life, as soon as I saw the little girl, the possibility of just grabbing her and having my way with her was just so alluring.
I stood there watching for a moment, trying to convince myself it wasn't worth it. I was leaving the life of raping and pillaging behind me. But what the hell, now that it's all over with I can safely say it was definitely worth it.
I didn't just run in and smash and grab like I would have as a bandit. Instead, I made myself known and started up a conversation with the girl. I told her I had seen several hagravens around and that she aught to stick close to me.
She mentioned wanting to go find her parents and warn them, but I told her she should stay close to me in case they found her. I led her into the forest a ways before ripping off her dress and fucking her like we'd just gotten married in the Temple of Mara. She cried out as I pounded her tight snatch. It was heavenly.
I had just gotten my rocks off inside the child when I saw who I assumed to be the kid's father coming at me with an axe. Clearly my cue to leave.
I withdrew myself from the girl and started running. I managed to get a good lead on the man, but wound up running right into an Imperial patrol once I made it to the road. At that point, the girl's father caught up with me. While he wasn't about to drive his axe into my skull in full view of a bunch of soldiers, he had no hesitation telling them that he had just witnessed me raping his 8 year old daughter.
The patrol was already taking a bunch of criminals to the city of Helgen to be executed, so they arrested me, too. It’s not like I could very well defend myself either. In the commotion, I ended up leaving my pants behind. I was sure my life was over. When we got to Helgen, they started reading off the names of prisoners to be executed. Even though I wasn't of their list to be killed, they sent me with the other prisoners.
I was one of the first sent to the block. I shit you not, I had my head on that damn thing and saw the headsman start his swing when the dragon came up and landed on the tower behind him. It let out a roar and knocked him on his feet. I think I must have blacked out for a second, too because the next thing I knew I was running for shelter to get away from it. I had another close call inside of a tower when it blew fire and made a massive hole in the wall.
Somehow, I managed to get away with the help of an Imperial soldier named Hadvar. He was actually really nice once we got out of Helgen and instroduced me to his uncle, Alvor, the blacksmith in Riverwood. Alvor agreed to let me stay with his family for a few days and rest up. He also said I should go to Whiterun and let the Jarl know about the dragon attack. I have no idea why Hadvar can't do that. But whatever, I'm pretty happy because Alvor has a daughter...
Anyways, today I raped a little girl, got caught by her father, got arrested, barely escaped my execution because of a dragon attack, end up escaping captivity and the dragon attack, then I wind up being invited to stay in a house with another little girl readily available to me. I mean, can I get any luckier than this?