LHLS/TalkPrivatesLanaH

Lincoln: "Umm... well... Yeah! Yeah, I like looking at them. I don't really get to see what a girl looks like down there all that much since I'm a boy and all."

Lana: "Yeah, I don't get to see a boy's privates that much either, unless you count Charles' little pee-pee that comes out sometimes when you rub his belly."

Lincoln: "Eh.. heh... yeah."

Addressing the Audience: FYI Charles is the family dog.

Lana: "Hey! Can I touch your wiener Lincoln?"

Lincoln: "Wha..? Hey!"

Narration: While Lana may have asked you for permission, she did not wait for an answer, and now you have your 6 year old little sister's slightly muddy hands all over your sensitive 11 year old boy parts.

• Make her stop
• Let her continue touching you
• Get her to do something a little more naughty