Life Hacks/Let him pounce, let him see what he gets
“Sure thing,” you respond to him, “I have a lot of respect for police uniforms, but this one is filled with a giant misogynist piece of dog-crap. You want me to respect that uniform? Strip it off and put it on the bench over there.”
“Oh that’s just!” officer a-hole stammers. He goes red in the face, and begins closing the distance between you. You just jerk the camera upward a little and put your acting skills to work to try and look surprised and worried, meanwhile concealing your own predatory intent. All these subtle cues seem to be read by his lizard brain perfectly, and his attention immediately focuses in on your phone. He launches one hand for your phone and the other flies out randomly at your body. You block the hand intent for your body with your fore-arm. As for the one going for the camera, you just let him have it. In fact, you want him to have it so bad that you bring your free hand to the back of his, and then use the hand holding the phone to press it into his hand quite forcefully.
“All right, you want my camera?” You say as the wrist-lock you have created forces the dick-head officer to his knees with a grimace of pain evident on his face. “Here, take it,” you say, pressing the phone even more firmly into his hand and bending his wrist back even further.
“Ooow! Fuck! Damn it! Gah!” He curses, his other hand that had previously grabbed on to your fore-arm has now moved down to your wrist, ineffectually pawing at you with the little strength he can muster due to how much pain the joint lock is creating for him. At this point, it is abundantly clear you are not someone to be messed with. The only question now is how to finish him off.
So, what is the final blow?
- Target a pressure point and make him pass out from an overload of physical pain
- Change the lock to a subdual and get him pinned face down against the cold aluminum
- Toss him aside and destroy his pride
- Get into a fight
Base = 5 1st time = X5 (5 X 5 = 25)
- (500 + 25 = 525)
