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"No, I mean her vagina." You tell him. "You know, the hole a girl has right between the legs, a little in front of the anus?"


"Huh? Vagina?" He responds, still looking a little confused. Seriously, he doesn't know what a vagina is? Regardless of the cheat's effects, he must have had sex with his wife before. His daughter is proof of that.


"Yeah, haven't you ever stuck your penis in your wife's vagina before? It's the hole right about here on a girl." You tell him, .


"Oh yeah! Now I know what you're talking about!" He responds as realization dawns on his face. "That's a lot of fun. Sure, I bet Emmy would love that! Common Emm, this guy wants to do something really fun with your privates." He says to his daughter.


"What? Daddy, what are we doing?" She responds. "Is he gonna see my place?" She seems a little bit concerned.


"It's alright," he says, pulling at her hand. "we'll go to the bathroom and it will all be Ok."


You almost want to kick yourself when you realize, you have the sensory and shared exposure pass cheat, that's how you are able to walk around naked from the waist down like this without anyone even batting an eyelash, but you don't have the "pass awareness" cheat. Because of this, everyone is probably a bit worried about being naked in the open like this.


The duck is in your pants pocket right now, and Billy has your pants. "He" is standing a little ways off, not actively engaged in this whole thing. There is very little chance you could do anything with the duck in this situation without arousing suspicion, or at least getting some very strange looks. Well then, what do you do with this situation?

'''Accept your blunder and go do this in the bathroom'''
*[[Life Hacks/Table/Clean/AOE+/OPT/Ex-mot/B-45/all really F/Go with him as he takes her to the bathroom|Go with him as he takes her to the bathroom]]
*[[Life Hacks/Table/Clean/AOE+/OPT/Ex-mot/B-45/all really F/Volunteer to take her by yourself|Volunteer to take her by yourself]]

'''Do something so you can still do it out here'''
*[[Life Hacks/Table/Clean/AOE+/OPT/Ex-mot/B-45/all really F/Find a way to get to the duck|Find a way to get to the duck]]
*[[Life Hacks/Table/Clean/AOE+/OPT/Ex-mot/B-45/all really F/Just say you want to do it in the open anyway|Just say you want to do it in the open anyway]]

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