Life of a 13 year old/ David

It is Friday morning and you just woke up. You are David, the father of a 13 year old son and beautiful 16 year old daughter, and husband to a gorgeous 30 year old woman. You first met Jessica when you were 36. She was just an innocent 16 year old virgin girl back then. Her nimble body was irresistible to any man. The first time you had sex with her, she was afraid of your huge 10 1/2 inch monster. You had to force her to take it! It was a shame though, because she had gotten pregnant later, or two years prior, the timeline doesn't have to make sense, fuck you. You're happily married to her.

You:

• Make some breakfast for your kids

• Go take a piss

• Jerk off to some porn you have on your laptop

• End your relationship with Jessica