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==Codename: Santa== | ==Codename: Santa== | ||
[[PIP/Santa/It Begins|Click here to read the story]]. | [[PIP/Santa/It Begins|Click here to read the story]]. | ||
<div style="float: left; padding-right: 2em;">[[File:Pip-Santa-Big.png]]</div> | |||
===Incident Report=== | ===Incident Report=== | ||
* '''Case Agent:''' Gentry August | * '''Case Agent:''' Gentry August | ||
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===Subject=== | ===Subject=== | ||
<span style="font-size: 150%">Santa Claus</span> | <span style="font-size: 150%">Santa Claus</span> | ||
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* '''Pseudonyms:''' Randal Allen Page (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin | * '''Pseudonyms:''' Randal Allen Page (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin | ||
* '''Gender:''' Male | * '''Gender:''' Male | ||
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* '''Eyes:''' Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket | * '''Eyes:''' Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket | ||
* '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | * '''Skin:''' Fair Caucasian | ||
* He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be. | * He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be. | ||
* He is a powerful entity of good-will and giving; but he is no pushover. | |||
* DO NOT ENGAGE! | |||
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Revision as of 17:23, 30 November 2018
Codename: Santa
Incident Report
- Case Agent: Gentry August
- Time of Incident: 01 December 2017.
- Location of Incident: Indianapolis, Indiana.
- Nature of Incident: The passage of the mantle of Sinterklaas to a new host.
- Classification of Incident: Omega - DO NOT ENGAGE SUBJECT!
Subject
Santa Claus
- Pseudonyms: Randal Allen Page (Host Spirit), Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, Kris Kringle, Father Christmas, Jólnir, Wodan, Odin
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (Randal: 85)
- Height: 6'6"
- Weight: 255 lbs.
- Measurements: 44/38/42
- Genitals: 8 3/4" penis 2 1/4" diameter when erect, uncircumcised
- Hair: Snow white
- Eyes: Light blue, magic glass eye in left socket
- Skin: Fair Caucasian
- He is NOT the fat jolly old elf that he is made out to be.
- He is a powerful entity of good-will and giving; but he is no pushover.
- DO NOT ENGAGE!
Family
Other People of Interest
Krampus
- Pseudonyms: James Nathaniel Brown (Host Body)
- Relation to Subject: Underling
- Gender: Male
- Age: Unknown (James: 46)
- Height: 7'2"
- Weight: 335 lbs.
- Measurements: 66/55/66
- Hair: Snow white
- Eyes: Red
- Skin: Average Caucasian
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