Public Nudity/School-Bath Towel

You go to the closet to grab a bathtowel only to see there aren't any towels large enough to grant you any real decency.

Theres one tatter towel thats bigger than the rest but its torn and almost transparent. The other towels when wrapped just high enough to cover your nipples will only go about half way down your ass cheek, you'll be covered from the front but anyone following you up the stairs will get an eye full.