Romp/Go to the preschool

"Come on lazybones," mommy says as she pulls the covers off you.

You are still half asleep as she strips your top over your head and replaces it with a T-shirt. Then, off come the bottoms and she stops. "Do you need a wee," she asks. You shake your head. "Hmm! Like father, like son," she giggles, giving your stiff little pipi a flick.

"Ow!" You say, although it doesn't hurt really.

She laughs, "No time for that now. You'd best save it for later."

She finishes dressing you and gets your breakfast cereal. Then, after wiping your face and hands with a face cloth, she holds your hand as you walk to the nursery. Sadie opens the doors for you and turns you round so mom can kiss you, before leading you into the play area.

"Okay kids, now we are all here, we will start today's lesson. Sit down on the bean-bags and I will start. There are seven of us, all aged between two and five. Kitty is the youngest. She is a really cute brown colour with black hair and big brown eyes. Kirsty and Jill, the twins are next. they are identical so their mom puts different colour ribbons in their hair so Sadie knows which is which. You and Jack are next. Jack is a bit older than you, but you are bigger and can still beat him in a wrestle. Winston and Gloria are the oldest. They are both black with crinkly hair.

Once we are all sitting (Kitty has to be helped into her seat) Sadie sits down of the padded stool she uses for lessons. "You remember that we looked at the differences between girls and boys," she says. We all nod. She made us all undress and look at each other. Then she had paired us up boy/girl. I got Jill and she giggled a lot when my pipi got stiff.

"We also talked about how babies grow inside their moms and I showed you how a mommy's vagina can stretch open wide enough to get a baby out. She had spread her legs wide open and we all took turns to look at her vagina and then she let us put our hands right inside. Of course, I knew all about it because mom had shown me, but I didn't say anything. I could tell that Sadie liked us putting our hands in but you and Jack both knew what to do to give her a nice feeling.

"You know that babies start when the sperm from a daddy, swims up to find a tiny egg in the mommy and fertilises it. "Today, we are going to learn how the sperms get in there and maybe, if you pay attention, you can try it for yourselves. Of course, you don't make any sperms yet, but that doesn't stop you practising."

Kitty is bored and climbs down off her bean-bag, so Sadie scoops her up and sits her on her lap. You notice that Kitty isn't wearing any knickers under her dress and you wonder if a two-year-old can do stuff like the older girls. Sadie uses her remote to switch the big TV on and some writing comes on the screen. Though, of course, none of us can read. You've seen this before. It's all about how the sperms grow in a man's balls, and then he pushes his pipi into a woman's vagina to squirt them out.

As the voice on the TV drones on you look around. Sadie is gently stroking between Kitty's legs. She must like it since she's stopped wriggling about and has a big smile. The twins have seen it before as well