Sexy Fun Times

The incessant bleeping of your alarm wakes you from a pleasant dream. Sleepily swatting at your bedside table you finally silence the annoying beeps.

Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and pool around your waist. Your morning wood tents it obscenely.

Glancing at your you note that it's 8:30 in the morning. With a deep sigh you look down at your hard on contemplating jerking off.

Do you:

• Get dressed and go to work
• Get dressed and go out to get laid
• Jerk off
• Ignore everything and go back to sleep