Sexy Fun Times

The sun shining in through the window wakes you from a pleasant dream. Sitting up you wipe the sleep from your eyes, the covers drop from your bare torso and and pool around your waist. With a deep sigh you stretch out and consider trying to get back to sleep.

Do you:

• Get dressed and go to work
• Get dressed and go out to get laid
• There is a knock on the door
• Jerk off
• Ignore everything and go back to sleep
• Check your little black book for someone to help with your 'problem'
• Wake up in a strange room

Or perhaps you prefer the company of other males...

• Go find some dick
• Masturbate
• Invite over one of your boy toys
• Remember you need to go to work
• Close your eyes and go back to sleep

Or...

• I’m a woman I don’t have morning wood
• You are a woman with morning wood

Or...

• You are a dog

Or...

• You are a ten-year-old
• You are an eight-year-old girl
• You are a five-year-old girl
• You are a five-year-old boy
• You are a three-year-old girl