Sexy Fun Times/Laid/Redlight

A few years ago, the Town Council decided to persuade all the local prostitutes to move into a designated area by promising them that if they stayed around there, they would be free from official hassle. By day, it's small businesses and workshops. By night it is the place to go to fulfil whatever sexual fantasy you have in mind. Nothing illegal of course... But!

Regular visitors soon work out that there are several subdivisions. If you want to be tied up and beaten, there is a street for that. If you want a quickie, the older women (and a few men) will oblige at a pretty low rate. The best looking (and youngest) girls congregate by a row of shops where the owners considerately leave their lights on.

Naturally, there are those who cater for people whose appetites are, at best, frowned on by the law, and in some cases, downright illegal, but they operate in the shadows. Most people who drive down a particular dimly lit back street will find it deserted and move on to the more popular areas. Those in the know will have sent a text first to a number that frequently changes.

This kind of transaction is risky, so you should be prepared. No ID or cards, but a couple of hundred taped inside your shirt. You stop your car well away from the area and send a text: "YOUNG/VYOUNG GIRL £?"

You recline the seat and wait. Half an hour later you get a reply: "5 BJ 300"

You send "OKAY" and get a text back with a whatthreewords address and a bank account number. After transferring the money you go to the rendezvous and wait. After a while, a car stops and the driver indicates that you should get in the back. His English is not good, but he indicates that you have to go somewhere else to get what you paid for. After some driving around, you stop beside another car in a secluded and otherwise empty car park. The driver gets out and a woman, carrying something and leading a small child by the hand comes out.

The woman gets in the driver's seat and you see that the bundle she is carrying is a baby. She turns and speaks. "No fuck. Only Blowjob. Okay?"