TVR/Brian Johnson
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"Is there any cake," you ask your wife. She's bending over the sink and you can't resist grabbing her hips and pressing yourself against her ample backside.
"Get off you randy old git," she says, turning round and giving you a hard push. You end up sitting in a chair grinning up at her. "You behave yourself, Lady Jane is somewhere around and Janet's in the garden.