Talk:The Last Horcrux/Lestrange Manor/Bedroom/One Week Until Hogwarts

I'm still curious about the statue and I know Voldemort would be too.

Tomorrow morning you leave for Hogwarts, you're still curious about the statue but Emily has been too scared to return to the ritual room. Luckily she is asleep at the moment, now would be a good time to ask the statue a few pressing questions; it's also been a few days since you've last had an orgasm... Emily wouldn't mind if you borrowed the body for a bit, would she?
You sneak down to the ritual room and approach the statue

• V: Pardon the intrusion but I, Lord Voldemort, would like to have a conversation with you..
  • S:(dialogue)

• V: Who is it you serve
  • S: I serve the Lestrange household, the Lestrange family is loyal to The Dark Lord and therefore, I am loyal to the Dark Lord.

• V: Very well, as the one you serve, I order you to, from henceforward, to answer me truthfully. Your honesty will not be punished. Do you understand?
  • S:Yes My Lord.

• V:You mentioned that there was another Horcrux within this chamber, did you mean that you are the Horcrux?
  • S:Yes
    • V:what is your name, the name of the Horcrux's owner?
  • S:No
    • Very well, what would you like me to call you? I can't keep calling you "statue"
      • (Name)

• V: What is your opinion of me?
  • S: Brutal honesty about memories of Voldemort's past, as well as her opinion of the current situation.

(Further Q&A)

• V: You know, another reason I came down here, is because Emily hasn't had an orgasm in a while, if you help me I will reciprocate.

(If the statue is a Horcrux of a witch, she takes the witch's form. Otherwise, it's just the statue but with soft skin. The statue is supposed to be honest, so she's not going to pretend to be anyone and therefore, her emotions are her own. Heck, the statue may have a lactation fetish, who knows?) 

After the long time of orgasmic bliss, you feel Emily stir...

• S: My Lord, tomorrow is the big day, in a few hours you'll be heading off to Hogwarts.
  • V: Would you like to tag along? Your abilities may be useful.
    • S: answers

(Sneak her and her plinth into Emily's expanding trunk and then seal off the ritual chamber and get back to bed. Tomorrow is a new chapter)

--MrPib (talk) 05:00, 18 February 2023 (UTC)