The Entertainer/Meanwhile with the "King" and the Maid
The Maid furiously opened the door, revealing the naked King. "HOW DARE YOU?" She stormed off toward him, preparing a slap to him. "Hey now! It's okay! My Daughter only wanted to draw me naked!" It didn't stop her, she slapped him right into his face...Which he allowed. "Ow! Okay, that felt good right?" She tried to kick him in the nuts, but this time he moved away. "Lady! Maid! Calm down!" "DON'T CALL ME A MAID! I QUIT!" She yelled while still trying to attack the man.
"Listen! Listen! My Daughter is practicing her painting skills, that's all! You never saw a painting session, lady?" "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!" "That's no way to talk to your King!" But the woman still tried to attack him. A Guard entered the room and saw the little show. "What's wrong, my King? Can't subdue a woman?" He laughed off...Except the Maid went toward him. "THIS...KING...WAS PAINTED NAKED BY HIS DAUGHTER!" She said pointing at him. "DO SOMETHING!" Except the Guard was too busy laughing to give a shit.
"I don't think he'll do anything, my dear!" The King went back to wear his clothes, meanwhile the Maid went to slap the Guard, who took her by the arm and almost broke her wrist. "ACK! STOP!" She screeched. "See? Piss easy. What should we do with her?" "Bring her to my side, we'll paint her good!" The King chuckled, the other man did the same.
At the same time five Guards entered the room, pushing the two "HEY, HEY!" The Guard holding the Maid shouted. The Guards went to get the King, and forced him out of the room. "What? What did i do?" Dumbfounded, the other Guard with the maid just look at them go. "LET ME GO! LET ME GO!" The Maid screamed. "No, we'll have some fun." He grinned back at her.