Universal Acceptance/Stop him, you have some questions about this semen stuff
“Wait,” you say, “I have some questions.”
Your dad stops in his tracks and turns to get back down to eye level with you. “Hmm?” He responds.
“Umm… why did I wet my pants with this semen stuff?” You ask him.
“Well,” he responds, “It’s all part of getting older. When boys get older, their bodies start producing semen, and sometimes it comes out at night when you are asleep.”
“How do I make it stop?” You ask him, at which he lightly chuckles.
“Buddy, you don’t make it stop,” he says, “It’s just something your body does.”
“But how do I not wet the bed with it?” You press on.
“Well….” He says, and then trails off with a far off look on his face as he begins avoiding eye contact with you. “There is something, but you have to wait till you are married for that.”
“What is it?” You ask.
“It’s called sex,” he says, “but you are not old enough for that right now.”
“What’s sex?” You demand.
“Like I said,” he responds, looking like he wants to be out of this conversation. “You are not old enough for that right now. I will tell you sometime later.” At this, he actually stands up. He seems like he is ready to walk out of the room with just that.